Tuesday, July 14, 2009 8:46 PM
Five ways to pass your exams.
One, burn your notes, filter them through water and gulp it all the way down. Do you feel the information overflowing within you? Bet you do.
Two, Put your books under your pillow, get into a relationship with your book and nap your life away. Succumb to the diffusion of knowledge into you and wake up as a genius! I bet Einstein did this! =)
Three, flirt with your lecturers. This works better especially for females. Make them feel loved and adored. Oh trust me girls, you'll get more than you asked for.
Four, create your own theories and principles. Then pen them down as your own textbook. Impress your lecturer with your profound facts. You might just win the nobel prize.
Five, using MCQ as a way to prove probability. Well, you have a 25% chance of getting them all right. Oh come on, probability is a proven mathmatical theorem yes?
JOKE, isnt it?
Vanessa